OWS: Aliens, Illuminati Run the World

As days go by, I have a sort-of checklist going on in my head related to OWS.  It goes something like this: think up something absolutely ridiculous and see if Occupy Wall Street members believe in it.  The thing is, they are so absolutely crazy, that they will believe pretty much anything that they think of.  So, for example, earlier this week it was revealed that OWS believes that the terrorist attacks of September 11 was an "inside job."  And at an earlier time, the protesters were calling for the end of "the Jew" running the world.

Today I decided to see if OWS believes that some invisible, malevolent, non-existent force runs the world.  I figured that Occupy Wall Street would have to have some ramblings on aliens and the "Illuminati," a conspiracy theory that insists (among other things) that seven all-powerful Jews run the world.

As you might expect, OWS members believed wholeheartedly in such things.  Just some examples.

Why, why, why!!

"Rothschilds Satanic Illuminati" (from the OWS website):

ROTHSCHILD'S ILLUMINATI WILL FAIL!. 33rd Degree Freemasons Worship Satan :(

Bloodlines, Illuminati, and Zero Freedoms:

You are a robot in the hands of 300 people.

Our freedoms or rather slavery goes right back to Egyptian times and todays might and power is a reality far more cruel than any Hollywood movie could produce. Wars and famine are controlled and innitiated by a very few people in power on our planet.

Grey Aliens!

You might think that "SubversiveSyrup" may be kidding, but I submit to you his profile description (which he created), unaltered:

Earth OMEGALab Orbital Unit
EarthDreams & PlanetWhispers / from yesterday's decay & death / flows sweet-scented glowing ♥ LiveStrong & Perspire #WildThings! ╭⌒╮⌒╮★ ║▌│█│║▌║©©
http://Bombshelter.org

And apparently, there is an alien on the OWS website:

Do you need any more proof that Occupy Wall Street is just a bunch of crazies?  Also, my question is, why bother protesting when aliens make all the decisions?  Isn't it all pointless?  But what am I thinking, these people are out-of-their-skull nuts.

And please, please do not insult my or anyone's intelligence, OWS, by saying that this is just a few crazy people.  We have covered example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example, after example of absolutely insane actions by Occupy Wall Street.


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