Edwards was supposed to be entertaining journalists and reporters with a monologue. But not only did it bomb, it was excruciating for those in attendance.
Let's see if you find these two select snippets (verbatim from the speech) funny:
“Come on, help me y’all: I want to give a really special shout out to Nancy Pelosi and all my sisters in the libido caucus — holla’!”
“There are times when we still find time to work together. And when I say 'together,' I mean in a Cialis commercial kind of way.”
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No? At one point, Edwards also compared Republicans to monkeys with typewriters. At another, she berated someone for misspelling a word. And at another point, she bragged that she had also won a spelling bee.
Still not laughing? How about this: she said that hanging out with 'tea partiers' caused her to come down with Stockholm Syndrome, in which a hostage falls in love with her or his captors. Get it? Truth be told I don't either.
And clearly no one else did.
WOW! Witty, funny, smart, AND beautiful!
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