Saturday, April 13, 2013

North Korea Video Threatens U.S. Cities, Confuses Colorado Springs With Louisiana


The North Koreans have released a new propaganda video threatening four United States cities with their unproven and untested KN-08 missiles and, of course, complete annihilation.


The video is typical of North Korea: images of military might with words of communist screed, and in every Kim Jong Un production, the United States coming under attack - albeit this time they didn't use shots from Modern Warfare 3 - but rather a blue world map with targets across the United States.

Only there's one problem. The video threatens Washington, Colorado Springs, Los Angeles and Honolulu with thermonuclear assault, but in the process of putting their little Two Minute Hate together, the creators seemed to lack knowledge of U.S. maps (available on God knows how many websites) and confused the demonic Colorado Springs with Louisiana...

Which has me worried, because if North Korea ever does fire off nuclear or conventional weapons, I don't exactly want to be on the receiving end of a missile intended for Colorado Springs that manages to land in Upstate, New York, because we know just how hard it is to locate Colorado on a map... Hell, even a four year old could figure that out.

What say you?

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