Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Video: Marco Rubio's "Water Bottle-Gate Moment"

According to CBS, a Senator drinking water is news:

CBS reported, horrifyingly pretending to be objective:
Commentators immediately pounced: On CNN, Wolf Blitzer was captured saying, "uh oh" as Rubio put the water bottle down again, and gifs of the moment immediately popped up on Twitter.
I think I speak for everyone when I say: who the fuck cares?

Update: Gasp! Video Emerges of Obama THROWING Water Bottle During Speech

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5 comments:

  1. I agree - He was thirsty - Maybe I'm missing something, but this is not news. Am I missing something?

    I'm not sure why it's so popular. I've been reading articles to try to figure out. I suppose the timing is funny, maybe?

    Maybe I need to see it live or something. It seems like something not worthy of commenting on. Yes, I realize I am commenting on it - but I'm commenting on the original commentors.

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    1. I saw it live. I thought it was odd, but that was it. I was more interested in what he was saying. Kind of like Mr. Obama's State of the Union address. I was more interested in his speech than the applause during it

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  2. How does this website have 2 articles regarding this water-drinking indident?!!? How is it that you say "who the bleep cares" but still post 2 articles on it? Obviously the person writing "who cares" DOES CARE about it. This site is horrible, its not even funny on accident. If I was advertising on this site i'd ask for my money back.

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    1. Uh... did you take a swift blow to the head? Just because you don't support something doesn't mean you can't report on it. Example: the Holocaust was bad. Whoops, by your logic, since I mentioned it, I now support slaughtering six million Jews. Go back to jerking off in your room. By the way, your mother says your hot pockets are done

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    2. You, like many idiots, completely missed the point. Your reply doesn't even make any sense, LOL. Go back to talking to your hot pockets and thanks for the laugh buddy!

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