Monday, April 08, 2013

Michael Moore in Recent Interview: Only "Right Wingers" Think I'm Fat

Almost every day, the website Reddit has someone either on television, the radio, or garnered their fame from the internet answer questions. These are called "AMAs," or "Ask Me Anything," and are considered interviews and the people asking questions are actual users of the site.

Several days ago, noted liar and obese man Michael Moore participated in an AMA. Though Reddit is well known to have a liberal bias in most of its "subreddits," Moore did not have an easy time answering questions. Dozens of Redditors voiced their disapproval by openly mocking the supposed "documentary" film-maker.

In one instance, Moore received over 500 total downvotes by responding to the question "If mayors, celebrities, text can have armed security...why can't I have a gun to protect myself and my family? Am I not just as important?" thusly:
It's because those people get a hundred death threats every week. How many did you get this week? Usually my answer to a Rightie spewing hate and fear and who wants to know why i have security, I answer them by saying you've already answered your own question.
In another instance, Moore elicited another 511 downvotes by saying that he was not fat. When asked this question about his expansive waist-line: "When will you do a movie on obesity in America," Moore, likely with chicken grease-soaked fingers, angrily responded:
HAHAHAHA! OMG these posts are sooooo funny. Now I know why we have so many right wing comedians and humorists on TV and in the movies. (Note: That was irony)
The implication, obviously, is that only conservatives point out that he is fat. Redditors openly mocked the whale-like film maker, with one quipping:
lol, you do realize reddit is notorious for being very, very liberal, right? The fact that you are being chastised and downvoted here shows that even most liberals find you to be a disgusting, hypocritical douche bag.
Apparently Mr. Moore hadn't heard about the berating Rachel Maddow got for lying and not answering questions repeatedly on Reddit.
"Not" fat
On the bright side, typing on a computer is likely the most exercise Mr. Moore has had in months.

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16 comments:

  1. But he's right! He's not fat, he's morbidly obese!

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  2. Eric Cartman as an adult?

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  3. not only is he a fat, ugly piece of shit, he's delusional too.

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  4. Fat fucking cocksucker, yeah thats what he is...

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  5. New Yorks Bloomberg is about as far left as you can get and I am positive he would say that this slob is not just FAT, but morbidly fat.

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  6. No, right-wingers call you a pathetic excuse for a human being. 'Fat', when considering you, is what we call in the English lexicon, an 'understatement'.

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  7. I'm Michael's doctor and I think he could run a marathon with no problem at all.

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  8. Ur a moron if u think that mr doctor. I'm sure he couldn't run 50 ft.

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  9. Further proof, as though any were needed, that leftists have exactly zero grasp of reality.

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  10. Michael Moore is right. Only Republicans think he's fat. Democrats are far too delusional to see the world for what it is.

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    1. Exactly. Leftists tend to be extremely stupid.

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  11. Lol. So if a woman is getting stalked she shouldn't get a gun because she's not famous enough? If I live in bad area of a city with a fair amount of gun violence I shouldn't get a gun because more people don't know who I am? If my house keeps getting burglarized I shouldn't get a gun because Michael Moore doesn't know who I am?

    Let's flip it around: Celebrities shouldn't have guns because they travel in the most exclusive circles and places, where violence is least likely to occur. Only the proles should have guns because in the real world they are far more likely to be the victims of criminal activity.

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  12. I would have loved to throw out a screen capture of the video of him asking Milton Friedman a question back when he was a young man... and yes, Milton schooled him but he apparently didn't learn anything from the exchange. Anyway, he was definitely not fat then. I guess by Moore's personal standard, he was an anorexic back then. I have to wonder, does this man get any sex that he doesn't have to pay for? And can any of you get the image of that out of your heads? lol

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  13. You knuckle draggers, it is the TOTAL number of threats that justify ownership of a gun! One threat, or one stalking are simply not enough. Sheesh.

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  14. It's not RightWingers, it's Gravity that thinks your fat, Mr. Moore. A man with your wealth should really be taking care of his self instead of setting yourself up to die young like us poor folks are for lack of medical care, bad food and poor living conditions.

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  15. Setting aside the fact that the Constitution makes no mention of a threat percentage as a requirement to owning a gun, who exactly do you think would be the ones that set that bar for the rest of us to fall under? What kind of proof do we need to satisfy them of our personal threat level? How much? Politicians have already publicly shown their disinterest in individuals protecting themselves. "Well I guess you'd be dead" Oh well.

    By your logic, street gangs in Chicago would be legally allowed to carry guns because they get most of the threats. I'd bet, per capita, as many threats as any politician or celebrity in that city.

    I find it almost sad, how you libtards seem to take such glee in your own willful ignorance. Read a little history. Read the letters and debates of the founding fathers regarding the second amendment... and the tenth for that matter. Though I would prefer you read the whole constitution. And I mean READ it, don't just look at the words. Absorb what it is telling YOU as a free individual. You don't have to be a professor to understand it. It was written to be clearly understood by people of all education levels. Even you. It's all there. 18 things the federal government is allowed to do. 18. That's it. I would also remind you the constitution does not grant us rights, it enshrines and protects rights we have just for being living, breathing citizens of this country.

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