Friday, August 24, 2012

Obama Campaign Mass Emails People Gifs of Obama Touching People

The Obama campaign is very busy sending people odd messages. Yesterday, the President himself described his fear of Mitt Romney. Today, a new mass email shows Mr. Obama touching people and their hands.

Under the subject "High five," the message is just several gifs of President Obama trying (and mainly failing) to high five a group of supporters.

Honestly, I don't know if the President knows what a high five is. It just looks like he's trying to squeeze children's hands sensually:
Or simply missing every hand he's trying to hit:
And naturally, the campaign pleads for money.  Obviously Mr. Obama would like a "high five," but he'd prefer your money.

Here's the email in its entirety (gifs included):
From: Obama for America (
Subject: High five!
Date: Friday, August 24, 2012, 1:05 PM


Thanks for being a part of this campaign. Your support means a lot.

Let's go win this thing.

Obama for America
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  1. The Obots: If I just reach out and touch you I will be healed!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Id rather slam my pecker in the car door than touch that sorry ass sucker