White House (Barry's) To Do List This Week
1. Act tough with more reporters.
2. Find another bloc of voters to buy.
3. Grin in Mexico at frowning world leaders.
4. Chill rumors about Singapore.
5. Check to see if Me is on the ballot in Florida.
6. Kiss Holder goodbye.
7. Kiss obamaCare goodbye.
8. Order more chicken, mustard & relish.
9. Find another Hollywood star to fundraise.
10.Work in garden with wife and kids.
11.Practice the grin.
12.Order some Oil of Olay.