The United States being downgraded? Certainly not Mr. Obama's fault! It must have been the Tea Party and the Republicans who were pushing for a balanced budget, while Democrats were originally pushing for a "clean" debt ceiling raise with "no strings attached."
Unemployment? Well, it certainly was not Mr. Obama's fault! It's President George W. Bush's fault. You know, the man who left office over two and a half years ago.
The semi-kinetic, non-military sans-personnel action in Libya? Well, the United Nations gave the go ahead on that one and Gaddafi started everything in the first place.
The DOW plummeting? That's a combination of Europe, the S&P's "facts be damned" approach, and the Tea Party!
|Mr. Obama looking off into the distance|
There you have it. Senator Barack Obama has not served a single day as President. Apparently, he's been in Illinois this entire time quietly serving his constituents. Nothing he has done has caused any problems and everything wrong with the country has been caused by our President George Tea Party W. Republican Bush III.