Friday, April 29, 2011

Obama's Favorite Golf Course Hit By Tornado

Even the President of the United States has been affected by the terrible weather crippling parts of the South.

The President, who often takes vacations to golf, go on Oprah, and travel to Hawai'i, will surely lament the news that the golf course at Andrews Air Force Base was hit by a tornado yesterday.  At the time that the twister struck, it was unknown that the golf course had been hit.

A local news site reported it thusly:
Firefighters have spotted a funnel cloud just southeast of Andrews AFB. There have been 300 to 400 lightning strikes in the past hour, an indication of the power of this storm.
However, it was later discovered that indeed the golf course had been hit.  It is unknown whether the President has been informed that his favorite golf site has been hit, as he has been busy fund-raising and going on talk shows for the last twenty-four hours.
The President enjoying a round of golf
At this time, there is no information to whether the course had been damaged.

Politico continues:
"There were three reported tornadoes for our region in less than 3 hours," said the StormWatch7 weather blog, as news outlets reported that scores of people in the South had been killed in storms. "That's pretty damn insane. It looks like Tornadogeddon 2011 has lived up to its name."
I just want to know what the President will do now that he can't golf...

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4 comments:

  1. And attempting to do damage control by laughing at things that may later seem "somewhat" less funny. He spouts off that he doesn't have time for "Tom-foolery" and then immediately goes on Oprah and brings it "all" up again. He's such a predictable smuck...argg...whatever happened to the days before transparency?

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  2. That wasn't a tornado - it was one of Dear Leader's patented bad shots.

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  3. Bet he declares this golf course a "disaster area" and funds its reconstruction with our taxe dollars.

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