Can Everyone Stop Saying "Winning" Now?

Okay, we get it.  Charlie Sheen said winning, amongst other things, in his now world-famous interview marathons.  I get it.  We all get it.  It's not funny any more.  If anyone can say it, it is Mr. Sheen, but even with him it is getting a little dry.

Mr. Sheen

-So that means, when you do something wrong and you want to make a joke: do not say "winning."
-When you win something (and this is critical): do not say "winning."
-Saying "winning" over and over again does not make you cool.  Being Charlie Sheen and killing wild cougars with a knife make you cool.
-Unless you are using the present tense to describe a favorable score or projected outcome, please refrain from the word "winning."

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